kyloren:

Let me tell you, he’s got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.

hermiunes:

You’re about to be killed by a Zamboni!

lynchsronan:

You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad guys don’t see me bleed.

pvedameron:

You’re still here? It’s over. Go home! Oh, you’re expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don’t have that kind of money. What are you expecting, Sam Jackson show up with an eye patch and a saucy little leather number? Go, go.

westerors:

Did I say this was a love story? It’s a horror movie.

perksofbeingafanboy:

You’re probably thinking, “My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabab!” Well, I may be super, but I’m no hero. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that’s exactly what this is, a love story.

bubblejuice:

Knock ‘em dead, Pool Boy!