bookavid:

the-cloud-road:

theravenbcys:

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

delete this

barbiediaries:

parvo:

59 out of 60

42/60

tevakh:

jim: the truth is, i’m gonna miss you

spock: 

sashayed:

PITCH FOR NEW MARVEL MINISERIES SPECIAL: Luke Cage and Steve Rogers reach simultaneously for the last heather-gray extra-stretchy size smedium baby tee on the display table at The Limited Too. “Go ahead,” Luke says politely. “No, no, you were here first,” Steve says. “All yours, man,” Luke says. “Please, I insist,” Steve says. This goes on for half an hour

prasejeebus:

“I’ve been here all night”

“Ariana”

“I’ve been here all day”

“Nicki Minaj”

punkrockpearl:

You: Dick Pics

Me, an intellectual: Portraits of Richard

thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

existentialpizzaman:

o-jessiday:

nasa-official:

when 👍 you 👍 look 👍 at 👍 the 👍 night 👍 sky 👍 and 👍 remember 👍 aliens 👍 are  👍 out 👍 there 👍 somewhere 👍 

use 👏 the 👏 clapping 👏 emoji 👏 and 👏 meme 👏 right 👏

Let 👏 nasa 👏 do 👏 what 👏 they 👏 want 👏 with 👏 their 👏 alien 👏 positivity 👏 posts 👏 you 👏 salty 👏 fuck 👏

pennxzero:

transvenger:

straight boy: love you mom….no oedipus

nO OEDIPUS